Pine Tree Pedagogue
1. I'm just a pine tree pedagogue,
I teach back in the sticks,
I have a little log school house
Not more than four by six
Refrain:
Pine log schoolhouse, log schoolhouse built for me,
For I'm a pine tree pedagogue, far from the big ci-ty!
2. The pupils all look up at me
So innocent I think,
And yet the strangest things I find
A-floating in my ink.
3. Now do not chew your pencils up,
Such diet I forbid,
As food it may be right for goats
But 'twill not do for kids.
4. As I sat down in haste one day,
Sharp pains went up my spine
When I arose I found I'd sat
On a little porcupine (the version I remember said, "On a big fat porcupine!)
1. I'm just a pine tree pedagogue,
I teach back in the sticks,
I have a little log school house
Not more than four by six
Refrain:
Pine log schoolhouse, log schoolhouse built for me,
For I'm a pine tree pedagogue, far from the big ci-ty!
2. The pupils all look up at me
So innocent I think,
And yet the strangest things I find
A-floating in my ink.
3. Now do not chew your pencils up,
Such diet I forbid,
As food it may be right for goats
But 'twill not do for kids.
4. As I sat down in haste one day,
Sharp pains went up my spine
When I arose I found I'd sat
On a little porcupine (the version I remember said, "On a big fat porcupine!)
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